Wednesday, December 23, 2009
My christmas list is been ticked off.
Here's britney spears version of santa baby, added my own lines to it
Just slip a personal spa therapist under the tree for me
Been an aweful good girl
A first class ticket to everywhere I want
With a black mastercard to go with it
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
A fifty four convertable too
I'll wait up for you dear,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
(Oops santa, we don't have no chimney so just walk through the door with the papers of ownership)
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Think of how I've kept little kids believe in you real
Next year I'll be just as good
If you check off my christmas list
I want a yatch and really that's not a lot,(I could have asked for a jet)
I've been an angel most of the year
So hurry through the door tonight
there's one more thing I really do need(well there's a lot, but I'll whisper those in your ears when we see)
The deed to a plantinum or gold mine
So hurry with the purchase tonight
Come sweety santa
And trim my christmas tree,
With jewelry bought at tiffanys
I really do believe in you...sort of
Let's see if you believe in me
So hurry through the mall tonight.
Forgot to mention one little thing
And I don't mean on the phone
The one that's got those beautiful sparkly stones
Delivered by a man on bended knees
So hurry through with your babys list today.
Ok, so I'm quite bored. We're(sis and bro) on a 3hr road trip from abuja to makurdi. I got to keep myself busy:)
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Sober is respecting myself and not going to cactus every weekend for breakfast/brunch.... its not even suggesting to self to check out the new restaurant at the southern sun hotel even though I hear good things. If someone doesn’t offer to take me, then forgerrit.
Its not dumping every single outfit in the car and taking it to some over prized dry-cleaner. Now I sort. Those I can dump in the washing machine, those I can hand wash and those that I grudgingly take to the cleaners cos the labels read ‘dry-clean only’. So I got so sober one day I decided to see what happens if you don’t ‘dry clean only’. All I can say is from that moment I follow instructions and ‘dry clean only’
Sober is saying no to my nieces and meaning it when the screech for something. I mean even when my heart melts I'll still walk away. Its so exciting, I never knew I’d be able to say no to them. If they’re disappointed they’ll get over it the next minute.
Sober is writing my xmas list and Xing everyone off the list, cos suddenly the gifts I got for mum and whoever earlier in the year is enough to sustain them through Christmas
My bezzle courtesy of Audemars, I order yours tomorrow now look how much I saved you Mama let me upgrade you"....jay z .