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"I write for the unlearned about things in which I am unlearned myself." - CS Lewis, Reflections on the Psalms

Thursday, July 15, 2010

emotional Idiot

I'm an Emotional Idiot
so get away from me.
I mean,
COME HERE.

Wait, no,
that's too close,
give me some space
it's a big country,
there's plenty of room,
don't sit so close to me.

Hey, where are you?
I haven't seen you in days.
Whadya, having an affair?
Who is she?
Come on,
aren't I enough for you?

God,
You're so cold.
I never know what you're thinking.
You're not very affectionate.

I mean,
you're clinging to me,
DON'T TOUCH ME,
what am I, your &@$%*^ cat?
Don't rub me like that.

Don't you have anything better to do
than sit there fawning over me?

Don't you have any interests?
Hobbies?
Sailing Fly fishing
Archeology?

There's an archeology expedition leaving tomorrow
why don't you go?
I'll loan you the money,
my money is your money.
my life is your life
my soul is yours
without you I'm nothing.

Move in with me
we'll get a studio apartment together, save on rent,
well, wait, I mean, a one bedroom,
so we don't get in each other's hair or anything
or, well,
maybe a two bedroom
I'll have my own bedroom,
it's nothing personal
I just need to be alone sometimes,
you do understand,
don't you?

Hey, why are you acting distant?

Where you goin',
was it something I said?
What
What did I do?

I'm an emotional idiot
so get away from me
I mean,
MARRY ME.
by Maggie Estep
oh women, what do we do with you?

11 comments :

  1. i rmb this def poetry performance, lol. i have to admit im sort of guilty of it sha

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  2. Lmao!

    I was guilty of sooooo many.

    Lord have mercy on us women. hehehehe

    We are quite special.

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  3. LOOOL! This one poem i def listened to again...and again...and again.
    Lol

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  4. the many complexities of a woman....

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  5. so on point :p
    *dearie how far

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  6. Its funny, but it is the way things are, no?

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  7. funny

    but y r some women so confused?

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  8. Had my mouth open in awe at the level of creativity only to reach the end and find out it wasn't you...but I still appreciate your writing sha and you will get there!... (if only you'd take it a bit more seriously than just blogging)

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  9. I would like to exchange links with your site www.blogger.com
    Is this possible?

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  10. おっぱいにこだわりを持つおっぱいマニア必見!あなたが思う最高のおっぱいとは?たった15の質問で乳首の色から形・大きさまであなたの望む最高のおっぱいが暴かれるチョイエロ診断です!

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