for carl!

I'm not one to judge, but like loads of bloggers I've silently watched carlang deny his feelings for his besty stolic(not one to judge,so maybe he feels nothing...ahem)
This scene from the movie chasing amy, where holden mcneil was driving with his best friend alyssa jones and then stopped the car to declare his love for her. Its a moving speech he gave. And I think you should try it carlang. Assuming you've got feelings for her that is.

Holden mcneil(carl): I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends, and not in a misplaced affection, puppy dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furtherest thing fron an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just can't take it anymore.

I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you, I can't. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in thrashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are.
And I know this will probably queer our friendship- no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before and I don't care.

I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore then that hurts me *insert*(fantasy queen is ready to be my new bestfriend though so it wouldn't really matter).
But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shootdown.
And you know I'll accept that. But I know, I know some part of you is hesistating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesistation, then that means you feel something too.all I ask, please is that you just, you just not dimiss that- and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds.

Alyssa(stolic) there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me feel half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't dey that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight,please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me.
Now that's some powerful speech, I fell for it and was nodding yes before i snapped back to reality and realised I was on my couch and no one was talking to me.

But I can't help thinking, what's the next level he wants to move to with her? Is it sex? Is that what he's thinking? And is that what'll make their already great friendship perfect?

So carl, the ball is in your court. And be sure to vidcam this it when you do, I'm sure it'd be an oscar worthy performance. Lol


  1. Love Dr in the house our very own Dr Philomena.

    You have surely started something here FQ.

    What will Carl do?!

    Stay Tuned

  2. 2ndddddddddddddddddddddd

    lemme go and find food...will be right back!!!

  3. lmao..I have eaten so I will laugh again..hahhahahahah

    hmmm in my experience falling in love or thinking I was in love with my best friend was the worst mistake (and I have made plenty over the years) I ever made...


    yes I did hope u and her would get together but check first oh, wouldn't do to give that great speech and have her role on the floor laughing!!!!

  4. I need 2 update myself on Carl's blog .

  5. I also need to update mtyself on carl's blog but maybe there is something there for you carl.

    FQ love, sorry i have been MIA here. Just learnt you were ill. Glad to have you back darling. I'lll holla.

  6. rotflmao!

    where is carl to read this? his speech has already been artfully prepared for him! but can I be the fly on the wall when he reads this to stolich?

    I hve a bestie like that that i tell almost everything to. he's trying to convince me that i have a crush on him.I laugh everytime he says so, crush ko, goldspot ni!

    but i totally heart him!

  7. 30+..dr love indeed lol'. I figured if I can't fix myself some love then I'd look for a patient. All hail 001 in my books, carl! eat? Hey thought we were supposed to b on a diet? Lmao
    Trust afrobabe to try n get a lil loving from a supposed bff. That's y u n our jamaican assistant shd b a lil less than friends. Lol

    Oluwadee...hope u get all d update u need, and I'm sure you'll recommend this speech to him.

    Bumight...ahem, u know you could be making yourself believe you just heart him bn there's no crush? Talk to ur cousin

    Princesa...I really have missed you here o. I'm a lot better now thanlyou. Still trusting /od for 100percent.
    And yes u shd run over to carls, we need ur unbiased opinion.

    Mr out for part one and two of the 'confession of carlang'
    What I'm unsure of is if it'll appeal to the before jinta or the after jinta?

  8. tell him ohhh!!!
    i know a guy (who broke my heart btw) who said his best friend was just his best friend for ages... and the next week he changed his relationship status to 'in a relationship'. so i guess he watched the movie then!
    and they have stayed together since.

    so carl beta get movin'!!

  9. Yu watched the movie how many times? How yu been?

  10. lol...hehehehe...buh shebi carlang ttalk say im no love am?

    free the boi o!

  11. aww thats going to take some huge balls to do!!!!

  12. Wait, my popcorn is not done yet.. in a minite.

    **Cracking popcorn**

    Hmm, i like this show but me i no understand oh.. but it is indeed a powerful speech..

  13. Carl has to feel so so so.... to take his liver in his hands and make that speech.

  14. I can already picture Stolich bursting into laughter at the speech...lmao...

    well it would take a while for her to get he wasn't playing his usual pranks...

  15. @ Carl; assuming you read this.
    - please do not give this speech not even as a joke. With everything we have come to know about Stolich (albeit only through you) you will NEVER live this down.

    - nice plan. Men you are one smart woman.
    - so Carl gives Stolich this speech, she laughs him off the face of the planet, you put on your Wonder Woman suit and save him.
    - Carl looks longingly into your eyes, wonders why he never noted their depths and falls completely for his saviour.
    Stolich 0 - FQ 1
    end of match.

  16. You're in Trouble.

    Yes i used a capital "T".

  17. u actually wrote all these lines the guy said in the movie? wow

  18. lol..i was curious when i read bout the speech on carlang's that u guys r goin to become best friends, i guess u shud be gettin ready to hear this

  19. ah ah. wats going on here.

    im with buttercup on this 1.

  20. hmmm,

    long time gal, howdy?

    let me go check carlang's blog maybe i will get this betta,

  21. i just read ur post b4 this,

    hope u are fully recovered now?
    please do take care and always remember that sickness has no dominon over u !

  22. First time here I think.
    Smart move:)
    I'm with Naapali on this one.

  23. if only carl'd use it. anyway u neva kno

  24. thanks 4 stopping by

    I'll check back later

  25. thanks 4 stopping by

    I'll check back later

  26. turns out you didn't even need your Wonder Woman suit!

  27. naapali...i tell ya, its a huge disappointment,as i was already doing some workout to enable me fit perfectly into the hero suit i was designing.....

  28. I third naapali....and Stolich would save the story for your wedding:)


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