ranting, rambling, blabbing...

i had the best Easter weekend. hopped my way back home to mom. spent a day in Abuja then headed for makurdi. the north is bloodily hot i tell ya.
it felt good being home, where most streets are familiar and have a memory lying in it.
and it was great being moms baby again, sleeping in her bed, following her everywhere and reclaiming that tittle of 'baby of the house', 'mummys handbag', and 'adc'. i hated that the break had to end. i kept sniffing, okay i cried as i hugged her goodbye(i hate goodbyes) and i kept texting her all day.
so my relief therapy was spraying moms perfume all over my favorite scarfs. as i wrap myself in the scent of her i'm a little bit soothed and calmed, and then i cry a little cos i miss her so much.
thats the pains of adulthood, we all want to be grown up so fast and when we get there we're runing back, desperate to cling the childhood that was so blissful but we never enjoyed cos we were runing from it.

i'm back to work, how sad. i had a little chat with afrobabe and it hit me that we're supposed to be mourning Jesus and i tell you two days aint enough to mourn our savior, a whole week should do, i mean its not enough too, but its more reasonable than 2 days.

so, i try so hard not to get obsessed with my nieces when it comes to blogging cos i'd go on and on like a proud mother that i am.

good news is that steph(5) my first niece lost her first tooth. yes, shes now a big girl and i'm proud of her. shes in that frustrating phase of shaky tooth and cute smiles with a roll of teeth missing LMAO.

bad news is the tooth is missing. that's sad cos she missed her first illusion of the tooth fairy, how i told her tales of that fairy(i mean no one bothered with that for me, although i kept my tooth sacred). the story she sadly told me was that her mom gave her chocolate and the next thing the tooth wasn't there when she was done eating. rumor has it that she swallowed it. yuck. of course its just plain rumors we wouldn't tell her the truth, this one time i told her the orange seed she swallowed was going to grow on her head and our family would never lack oranges again cos we got our personal supply...(that didn't go well i tell ya. her prayers against were so hilarious)

prayer time with my nieces is revealing time, unfortunately that's the sole privilege of their mom

so my sister called me the other day to say Gaby(3yrs)during prayers asked that 'God would grant me a safe trip', her big sis steph and her mom curiously asked her where i was traveling to and the sweety said 'shes coming to London' with so much reassurance that her big sister leaped up excitedly and asked 'when?', Gaby replied 'i dont know' (the faith of children)

you see, i've been telling them since January i'm coming and they keep looking forward to it. unfortunatelyi cant make it. the sweet heart even had to start praying by faith. that faith dwindled cos their mom called me yesterday laughing as she narrated the latest 'super prayer'

'God please help aunty FQ stop lying all the time that shes coming soon'...i had to cry a little at that. all they do is scream when i tell them over the phone that i'll soon visit. now they've given up hope and have to pray for God to shut me up from promising 'next week'

i miss the cuties. hope they'll have faith in me again though.

a blogger toochi lost his mom...i know we cant always ask 'why' because we dont have the right to question God. i'm praying for him and i hope y'all do the same. may she rest in peace. i always kept putting off going to see her...wish i did.

and hengish is off to nysc camp tomorrow. now that sucks, wish her the best and hopefully she'll get a nice young man to keep her er...company?

so i've blabbed, just going to send mom a text then its bed time.


  1. Gosh I would have gone crazy. I'm glad I'm 1st......did u get ma txt? Lol I missed u plenty so I had to txt u thru kola.
    Ur nieces r sooo cute n lol @ der prayers.....u shud make out time n go see them.
    I feel so bad about toochi.s mom but I'm glad he.s holdin up good. We just chatted like 5mins ago n trust me, he.s handling it better than I thought.
    Welcome back hun.

  2. I was soooo going to be first!
    lol @ the orange tree growing in ur neices belly. u guys were mean.

  3. DL sweety, i got your text, believe me it felt like a scene from the movie 'ghost', you know when whoppie was used as the medium. lol'

    i'm working on redeeming my lying image with those girls.

    yeah toochs holding on strong. good for him.

    Bumight...na, not mean just, well almost mean. how've you been cuz?

  4. Hey girl!
    Hope u didnt sleep in all easter?
    Your nieces are future Miss Worlds o! Just tew foine!

  5. sign.its sad to b bac at work.ur nieces are cute.wat say u we play cupid at an early age..my nephews very handsome

  6. cute dears
    they make me wanna start duplicating myself.........*wink*

  7. Awww, cute. Im glad you had a great holiday, as for me, i didnt o. I worked through the holiday and im still pissed that i had to work. Originaly planned to go to texas (o how i still want to go to texas) but... Anyhow sha, your nieces are really adorable and smart too. I like the "help aunty stop lying that she is coming over" part. Get back into the swing of work girl and make do with sniffing mommas perfs on your scarf.

  8. good to have u back.Hope Easter was great. The freedom and wishes babies bring us. aunty FQ, please stop lying.

  9. Good Lord pls dont make Aunty FQ lie again. And for everytime she lies pls make her get an uncontrolable orgasm. Amen.

  10. princesa.they are aint they?
    na, didnt sleep, there was so much to do, especially with my job as PA to the honorable mother.lol

    anonymous gal...bring it on. lets seal the deal now. i'll send you my account details. you know we have to have a guaranty deposit from you.

    ibiluv...i wanna duplicate too. but wait how are we suppose to do that. i was never told about the birds and the bees, so you'd have to educate me.

    supergirl...how dare they make you work through the holiday?..i really wanted to head to texas, but i couldnt imagine driving myself down.

    uzezi...aunty FQ has definately stoped lying. dont want the wrath of those little ones.

    unnaked soul...bring it on, if thats the deal i'd lie all day...lol

  11. u have been busy. I hope Gaby's prayers get answered and Aunty FQ stops lying :-)!

  12. Those children are so adorable! Hmm...I'm getting me some pretty soon!

    As for Easter with Mum, I feel you too. Whenever I go home, it's so difficult coming back to reality. I'm an adult now...that so sucks!

  13. Hahahhahah...Rants indeed, adequately titled...
    Ole, you want to mourn Christ for a week like you even went to church.
    Ok you are allowed to mourn him without salary.

    I love ur nieces girl...I am at that stage where you just want a child...

    You didn’t leave a link to tooch’s site....

  14. And stop lying....when you eventually come pls bring kilishi oh...love ya loads...

  15. nice pix,

    ur niece ...cute little gal she is,
    glad u had fun , thats the most important thing gal,

    cheers dear

  16. @fantasy queen.....me educate u?...i no trust u ooooo.....u pass pass em for biology ooooooooooooo


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