I can be your hero baby……..
Watched the original version of superman some months back…….after all these years, I finally realize how sort of stupid it is, in a good way though. How fair is it for one man to take responsibility of the world on his shoulder, move rocks, advert rockets and still act like a nerdy goof…..puuulllease, today? There would be synchronized forming, showing up everywhere and pulling muscles just to get the chics and threatening everyone with broken necks if they dared mock or talk back at him,
And how cheesy is it that superman could do all that and more but was not able to save the one he loved? But of course he had to have the power to turn back time to make things right, spin the earth a few hours/minutes backwards to correct stuff. The guys such a joker, and he calls himself a man? I mean he makes mistakes and he has the power to turn back time to undo them. I call that cowardice. Be a man, face your mistakes dude and learn from it.
And yeah right, they had to make him so humble…”don’t thank me, we’re all a part of the same team’ whatever dude!!!! today he’d say ‘where’s my national honor’ and I’d be the woman beside him demanding to be recognized too ‘her super heroness, the wife of the super hero and defender of the federal republic of Nigeria, chief, dr mrs fantasy queen superman’
The movie gives a clear answer to the desperate question that has plagued the mere mortal male species for eternity. What do women want? It tells you something that rings a little true…..we want our own superman.(serves the men right for creating such a character that man can never measure up to.)
yeah, I guessed right, you cant stand the truth fellas, you ain't no superman, and we want a superman. Why do you think the ladies keep mute and act stupid when you want to know what she wants? They know you can never give her all that, thus she spares you and keeps mute(yeahhh, I broke the code, I’ve said it)
If only we had some man flying to our rescue every time we burst a tire, broke a nail, had a bad hair day, got caught up and off in traffic, struggled to get into our two sizes small jeans. A man who’ll turn back time for us, especially when we’re two minutes late thus we miss that gorgeous dress on sale, he’ll spin the world so we’d be there just as the shop is opening and grab it in every color before the herd of other crazy ladies come in…..and of course one who’ll take us flying up to the clouds at night, to view the beauty of the milky way up close, or something like that(. Remember the scene when superman took the lady out from her balcony? Yeah something like that we want) and if you do this minor things, then life would be better. . we wouldn’t whine as much, we’d be more of the angels than the whining puppies we tend to be sometimes.
That’s what women want dudes, but don’t worry we know how hopeless it is to wait on this faux idea of reality from you,thus we’ll do with manipulating you into getting the little things we want….like gifts that’ll wow our mind for valentine, even better is making you release the credit/debitcard, I’m sure it can do the job of superman for a minute :)
I’m sulking on my crushed illusion of superman and gearing up to accept men as they really are. Helpless creatures who can’t even stand the pain of the monthly cramps and might commit suicide at the first pangs of labor pain hits them or at the mere waxing of hair
Fellas try making up for not being the superman she wants and tie a red bow on your credit/debit card and hand it/them over to her for an hour or two without flinching….now that’ll qualify you as some sort of superman(we don’t care how you’ll cry later in the night at the thought of paying your card bills) like nike says….just do it.Hopefully y’all dating reasonable beings who understand the economy and like j’lo ‘their love don’t cost a thing’
don’t get it twisted, love is a beautiful thing especially when its done and said in an all consuming wholesome and genuine way…. Accepting ourselves for who we are and not what we own.
“He loves me.Even when I fall beneath His will.He loves me. When my broken heart just won't keeps still.He loves me. Even though He knew sometimes I'd fall. Yet and still my name He called. He loves me. Jesus I'm so grateful for Your love…” he loves me by kirkfranklin”.Good thing Valentine falls on a Sunday, what perfect way to start the day….Spending it with our first love and the lover of our souls.
Happy Valentines Day.


  1. i had my very own superman sometime in the past you know....

    He really was superman!!!!!!!! LMAO

    Too bad things didn't work out though

  2. You're not pulling any punches this Valentine are you? LOL...I hope you get the bow tied credit card. Enjoy the rest of the day dear.

  3. Yes. What is it that women really want...

  4. oh yeah! who doesn't want to be superman's first lady? unfortunately, it remains in fantasy land!

  5. sweetie,
    superman just like the fabled knight in shining armor does not exist joh!

    where did this come from?
    u don't strike me as the kind to go on a spending frenzy on any man's credit card.

    how u dey?

  6. i recommend this post to all men so we can face reality and stop trying to be supermen and i commend fantasy queen for showing this from an angle that has not occured to many men (certainly not to me). so, women want superman; super, men are definitely not. we have agreement!

    you broke the code. it is one that should have been broken a long time ago. it would have saved both sexes a lot of misery, i think.

    "and I’d be the woman beside him demanding to be recognized too" - would that make you a patience to his goodluck? lol.

  7. *sighs* iv had a superman to...once upon a story


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