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"I write for the unlearned about things in which I am unlearned myself." - CS Lewis, Reflections on the Psalms

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I believe I can fly...seriously, I really do.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
Whenever I sing that song, I really believe that I can fly. I really do, and I mean this literally(abeg no be like say I be winsh o)
And then I'm tempted to try flaping my wings, I mean arms and soaring.
You see I've got what they call the "christian mother" arms. Makes me so insecure sometimes.
Don't get me wrong, I love my body,...a lot, but maybe if I'm given the chance to change something, I will...I'd have the extra fleshy flab cut off so I'll be the girl with the beautifully toned arms. I'm sure the flesh gotten from the flap would make a good double D boobs for someone In need.
So I see no reason why I shouldn't believe I can really fly:) all I've got to do is flip my arms fast enough and there I go flying past your bedroom window, the modern day peter pan:)
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4 comments:

  1. no go fly pass window of person whey hunger dey catch o
    wink

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  2. I can think of something else that flies, lol. You can do exercises targeted to the arms and that might help.

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  3. LOL yes, there are exercises for specific areas of the body, try to find a few that target the part of your arms you want toned, I wish you well :)

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  4. They sell these pressure ball that you can use to tone your arms. All the best dear

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