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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

V is for Vain Johnny


Johnny Bravo!!!
The vain, disproportionate bodied, muscle bulging blond man boy, who is "childish and incredibly dumb'. I think he's the most loved narcissistic on TV. Piers Morgan's got nothing on him.

With his Elvis voice, Black T-shirt and sunglasses, he appears to be all tough but is still mama's little boy, or just a moron with a big heart for his momma.
Loving up all the fine girls and getting his lines thrown back in his face and sometimes a good beating to go with it, but it doesnt stop him from chasing them, and ignoring the one girl who really loves him, Suzie.

I love Johnny on TV, but seeing him on the streets is not appealing. It's like he's the prototype for most men today.(Nigerian men to be precise)

Only they make up for their lack of bulging muscles with a bulging wallet and cocky pickup lines with fancy cars. Living and breathing definitions of vanity. Self and possession is what they're about.That's all they need to think they're Gods gift to women.
It doesn't help that the girls today are somewhat desperate and easily impressed unlike the 'sexy mamas' that knocked Johnny over. If the actual pickup lines of Johnny's used on them, i bet they'll swoon and be calling their girlfriends giggling about the money, and forgetting to mention his ego.
Oh well, i guess some love the disproportionate make up.

Leaving you with a few classic narcissistic Bravo lines...

"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"

"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!"

"Man, I'm pretty."

"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"

"It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as Me."

"My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"

and this has got to be my favorite...

Johnny looks in the mirror "who's this handsome guy?" grabs a phone "hello, 911 emergency? there's a handsome guy in my bathroom!... "hey, wait a second, cancel that...its only me" 

2 comments:

  1. HAha! Loved this text! Absolutly loved this!

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  2. I *HEART* JohNNNy bravvvo =)

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